geromytime:

elmompreg:

i judge people by the amount of people they have murdered

windicuffs:

cherrybutts:

sam-calls-shotgun:

uwu:

deratan:

caw-cawmotherfuckers:

cancerously:

absolut-vriska:

carogenous:

clamberlass:

dumbpointyanimeshades:

my sister downloaded this thing on her ipod that lets her autotune her voice to twinkle twinkle little star

she made….this with it.

I’M LITERALLY DYING

i’ve listened to this five times in a row i can’t not reblog this now

GOD BLESS THE INTERNET

GOD I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

LITERALLY DYING

OH GOD I CAN’T BREATHE 

omfg hey chloe (i can just call you that now bc we follow eachother right?!??!!) congrats on your tumblr fame let’s have a celebration

if this isn’t how rap sounds like, i don’t know what is.

fuckin PERFECT

OH MY GOD

absolute-funniest-posts:

petewentzemolobster:

it’s all fun and games until the-absolute-funniest-posts reblogs it

excuse you

fennecfox777:

WIP shots of Mindfang for Anime North this weekend, we (myself and Redglare) had some fun taking these shots in our fancy (WIP) Victorian living room. Horns are almost finished and contacts will be bought (not to worry we WILL be doing full makeup too). We hope to see you all there!

sassy-gay-karkat:

mellydash:

yoccu:

i was dying of anxiety and realized i wouldn’t be able to work effectively in that condition so i finished a picture of lesbians for some bitches. bitches love lesbians. B)

And lesbians love bitches. >;D

fig-ol-futt:

edfreemaybe:

Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
Denny Segal: 1,059,560
Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
Stephen Colbert: 12,000
Kathy Griffin: 5,000
Ian Gomez: 4,000
Jeff Davis: 3,300
Josie Lawrence: 3000
Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500
Patrick Bristow: 1,000
Robin Williams: 1,000
Kathy Kinney: 50

Wayne obviously slept with Drew for all those points.

incineraptor:

dxrshiift:

Jake English?
 

More like Jake Long, American Dragon

also played by dante basco

crazedkidz:

list of things to do once summer break:

• tumblr
• tumblr
• tumblr
• tumblr
• tumblr
• tumblr
• sleep
• tumblr
• sleep
• tumblr
• tumblr
• sleep

phantom-quantum:

sassy-gay-sammy:

bradleyc123:

underfundedagony:

British Gay Marriage Commercial

ENGLAND: YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT. 

YES, ENGLAND.

oh hey let me just park my FUCKING SQUID